Geometry Dash - The Donkey Update

The Donkey Update is the 87309th major update in Geometry Dash. RobTop is still alive but FAT_DONKEY took over and now he owns the game. He made some major changes.

List

 * Game Name Was Switched To DonkeyDash
 * Donkey Vault
 * New Collectibles
 * Donkey Demon
 * Donkey Chest
 * All Levels Replaced With Donkey Skill Stages
 * Triggers
 * Level Editor Only Accessible By Donkeys
 * Donkey Quests
 * 10 billion New Grounds And 444 Trillion New Backgrounds
 * Donkey Shop
 * Feature >> Epic >> Legendary (RobTop is adding it in 2.2. its not part of the comedy) >> DonkeyTastic
 * Moderator >> Elder Moderator >> Swag Moderator

Game Name Was Switched To DonkeyDash
All the donkeys were unhappy including FAT_DONKEY that the game name was Geometry Dash, so, FAT_DONKEY decided to change it to DonkeyDash to make the donkeys happy once again.

Donkey Vault
Main Article: Donkey Vault

The Donkey Vault is a vault that requires 10 donkey keys to get into. It has a donkey inside. clicking on the donkey makes the next message appear just like all the other vaults. This one does not have any hints and you get banned from commenting for 6 months if you type in a wrong code unless you are a Prankster Gangster. This vault has 12 codes. you can also steal 5 donkey coins and 1,000,000 donkey orbs in this vault. It has a level called "Donkey Kong Yeeter" and a basement like the Vault Of Secrets.

New Collectibles
There are 6 new collectibles. these are Donkey Keys, Donkey Coins, Donkey Orbs, Donkey Diamonds, Duser Coins and Donkey Stars

Donkey Keys
These are used to unlock the donkey vault, unlock dests in the donkey room and 5 are to unlock locks in the Donkey Basment. You get one every 200,000 Donkey Orbs.

Donkey Coins
These can be obtained from the last 5 official levels and the last 4 map packs and currently their only purpose is to how swag you are and to unlock achievements

Donkey Orbs
The are donkey versions of Mana Orbs. here is a table of how much you get in each difficulty:

Donkey Diamonds
Donkey diamonds are a secondary diamond that unlock stuff. currently the maximum amount of donkey diamonds is 999.999¯ quadrillion. They can also be earned from Donkey Quests.

Duser Coins
There is a seperate coin in the editor called a duser coin. 1 level can have a maximum of 5 duser coins. The Donkey Moderators verify these coins. instead of Cs in the middle, there is a star in the middle like secret coins.

Donkey Demon
The Donkey Demon is a new difficulty which is harder than a silent level. Only Donkeys and Prankster Gangsters can finish them.

As soon as a level gets rated donkey demon its coins gets verified only if they are duser coins

Donkey Chest
The Donkey Chest is a chest available every demon level completed or every 30 days. It contains either:


 * 750,000 - 1,000,000 Donkey Diamonds in increments 50,000
 * 1,000,000 - 5,000,000,000 Donkey Orbs in increments of 500,000
 * 5,000,000 Donkey Orbs and 1,000,000 Donkey Diamonds
 * 750,000 Donkey Diamonds and 1,000,000 Donkey Orbs
 * 1 - 2 Donkey Keys
 * All three chests free (including donkey chest)

All Levels Replaced With Donkey Skill Stages
The stages are marked in roman numerals e.g stage 147 is CXLVII

level editor preview mode disabled
Only donkeys can access it now.

Donkey Quests
There are some new quests

10 billion New Grounds And 444 Trillion New Backgrounds
All of them got named. FAT_DONKEY was tired and was running out of names so all backgrounds and grounds above 1 billion were shown in numbers. He still didn't add a single colour ground tho lol

Donkey Shop
The Donkey Shop is a new shop where everything costs 1,000,000 Donkey Orbs. He was very lazy and you can only buy one thing from there. A motorcycle. Thats it. Literally a motorcycle. BORING BORING BORING.

Feature >> Epic >> Legendary (RobTop is adding it in 2.2. its not part of the comedy) >> DonkeyTastic
Only 0.001 % (excluding Prankster Gangsters and Donkeys) can get a DonkeyTastic legendary epic feature. IT'S THAT RARE. barely anyone in the universe will get it. Except for Prankster Gangsters and Donkeys of course.

Moderator >> Elder Moderator >> Swag Moderator
Only Donkeys and Prankster Gangsters can become a Swag Moderator. RobTop is still an elder moderator. Swag moderators get the ability to change the code of the game and get rid of mod or elder mod status from people.

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